The Imperial Emperor, sporting frosty white Jheri Curl, was convicted today of the 2003 murder of aspiring actress Lana Clarkson, according to the LA Times.
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The Emperor reacted predictably when he shot thousands of volts of electricity arcing through the air at the judge, who fell to the floor convulsing violently and letting out an unholy shriek. Before the bailiff could draw his light saber, The Emperor halted his attack, apparently due to a little electric blow-back attracted by the small steel Barack Obama button his highness decided to wear to his sentencing.